Belated Highlights from NCAA Championship

So, other than Chris -- not to be confused with Big Chris -- everyone was pulling for Butler on Monday night. Chris pretended to be pulling for the Bulldogs, but it was clear that he wanted his girlfriend's school to win. The anxiety of trying to fit in, but also please his girlfriend (who wasn't even there) was only making him bald faster.


But Humphrey was on his game as usual, like Ricky Bobby and Cal Knoughton Jr.. He immediately took umbrage with Clark Kellogg's feel good sentiment toward Butler.

"There's no losers here tonight," said Kellogg, who should not be commentating the Final Four over the legendary Gus Johnson.

Humphrey said, "Yeah, there is. And they're in 64th place like everybody else because if you ain't first you're last."

He also questioned Coach K's status as the U.S.A. basketball coach. "How can he coach the American team with a last name like shevshevshesheska."

Shake and Bake.